Andromeda's Reach

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San Francisco's not that great.

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

(via renaissancedweeb)

theloneninjaranger:

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

just A milk

(via quantumsiren)